Now, my English's almost like this! lol

Thz my fri TSA 4 forwardin' dis 2 me... ^.^

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ၾကီးေတာ္ နဲ႔ ေျပာရဖို႔ အုတ္လုိင္းကို တြယ္တက္ၾကရေအာင္... lol

I got dis article fr. one of my siss' fwd mail. I'm not sure d composer's pseudonym or not...

anyway, thz for sharin' it!

ဒီလိုပါဗ်ာ..။
တစ္ေန႕ ကိစၥရွိလို႔ ၿမိဳ႕ထဲ အသြား သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္က ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ကို ဖံုးလွမ္းဆက္တယ္..။

" ေဟ႕ေကာင္ online တတ္ခဲ႔ဦး..."တဲ႔။ ဒါနဲ႔ ၿပန္ေၿပာလိုက္တယ္.." ဟာ..အိမ္မွာ မဟုတ္ဘူးကြ.. ၿမိဳ႔ထဲေရာက္ေနတယ္ "ဆိုေတာ႕.. " ေရာက္ရာ အရပ္က တတ္ခဲ႔ကြာတဲ႔.."။

ဒါနဲ႔ နီးစပ္ရာ ၿမန္မာဆိုင္ကေန online တတ္ၿပီး သူငယ္ခ်င္းနဲ႔ စကားေၿပာေနတုန္း... ဆိုင္ထဲကို ေယာင္လည္လည္ နဲ႔ "တ၀မ္းပူ"ေလးတစ္ေကာင္၀င္လာတယ္..။ (တ = ေတာသား)
ၿပီးေတာ႔ ဆိုင္ရွင္ အကိုၾကီးကိုေၿပာတယ္...
"အကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ၾကီးေတာ္ နဲ႔ ေၿပာလို႔ရမလား" တဲ႔.။
ဆိုင္ရွင္အကိုၾကီးမေၿပာနဲ႔ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ေတာင္မွ ေၾကာင္သြားတယ္..။
ဆိုင္ရွင္ အကိုၾကီးက " ဘာ..ဘာဗ်..".ဆိုေတာ႕
" ကၽြန္ေတာ္႔ၾကီးေတာ္ နဲ႔ ေၿပာခ်င္လို႔ေလ.." တဲ႔..ထပ္ေၿပာတယ္...။
ဟာ..မင္း..ၾကီးေတာ္နဲ႔ ေၿပာတာ ငါတို႔က ဘယ္လိုလုပ္သိမွာလဲ..။ မင္းဖာသာ မင္းေၿပာေပါ႔ကြ..ဆိုေတာ႔..
သူက ဟာ..ကၽြန္ေတာ္ မသိလို႔ ခင္ဗ်ားကိုေမးတာေပါ႔ဗ်...။ ဒါနဲပဲ မေနႏိုင္မထိုင္ႏိုင္ ၀င္ေမးမိေတာ႔..

" ေနပါဦးကြ..မင္း ၾကီးေတာ္က ဘယ္မွာေနတာလဲ.." ဆိုေတာ႕မွ...အၿဖစ္မွန္ကိုသိရေတာ႔တယ္...။

" ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ရြာက ထြက္လာေတာ႔ ရန္ကုန္မွာတည္းတဲ႔ ဘၾကီးဘုန္းၾကီးက ေၿပာလိုက္တာေလ..
မင္း မေလးရွားေရာက္ရင္ ဖုန္းေၿပာတာက ေစ်းၾကီးတယ္...။
အင္တာနက္ဆိုင္ကို ရွာၿပီးသြား... ၿပီးရင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္

ၾကီးေတာ္္ နဲ႔ေၿပာခ်င္လို႔ပါဆို သူတို႔ လုပ္ေပးလိမ္႔မယ္...တဲ႔"။

အဲေတာ႔မွပဲ..ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ အပတ္လည္ေတာ႔တယ္ဗ်ာ....။
သူေၿပာခ်င္တဲ႔...

ၾကီးေတာ္္ ဆိုတာ...ဂ်ီေတာ႔ခ္ (Gtalk ) ကိုးဗ်...။

ဂ်ီေတာ႔ခ္(Gtalk) ေတာင္မွ ၾကီးေတာ္ ၿဖစ္ေအာင္ လုပ္တဲ႔လူေတြ...။
ေနာက္ၿပီးေတာ႔ သူဆက္ေၿပာတဲ႔ စကားၾကားေတာ႔ မွ ကၽြန္ေတာ္႔တို႔ လဲ ပက္လက္လန္တာပါပဲ..။
" အင္း ဘၾကီးဘုန္းၾကီးက ေၿပာလိုက္ေသးတယ္...
သူက အၿမဲတမ္း

အုတ္လိုင္း မွာရွိတယ္တဲ႔ .. မင္းလာခ်င္တဲ႔ အခါ လာခဲ႔တဲ႔..။"

သူေၿပာခ်င္တာ သူငယ္ခ်င္တို႔လဲ သေဘာေပါက္မွာပါ....။
ဘုန္းၾကီးက

online မွာ အၿမဲရွိတယ္လို႔ေၿပာခ်င္တာေနမွာပါ..။

သူလုပ္ေတာ႔မွပဲ ဘုန္းၾကီးလဲ အုတ္လမ္းေတြ တြယ္တတ္ေနရၿပီေလ..။

ဒါေၾကာင္႔မို႔ေပါ႔..သူငယ္ခ်င္းတို႔ေရ....
မင္းတို႔ ၊ ငါ႔တို႔ေတြလည္း ေန႕တိုင္း ၾကီးေတာ္ နဲ႔ ေၿပာရဖို႔ အုတ္လိုင္း ကို တြယ္တတ္ေနၾကရတာ မဟုတ္ဘူးလားကြာ...။ ။

Hope u all will enjoy it! ^.0

Some more quests?

Please read this joke...

Which is really smart, Intelligent And

Out of the box...!!!

(caution this is

slightly Non-Veg! Joke,

But, not offensive)

A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know.
The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade."

Madam says to the principal,
"I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him?"
The principal and the boy both agreed.

Madam asks,
"What does a cow have four of th! at I have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment,
"Legs."

Madam:
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.:
"Pockets."

Madam:
What starts with a C and ends with a T,
Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.:
Coconut ;

Madam:
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide
And
Before he could stop the answer,
The boy was taking charge.
Boy.:
Bubble-gum.

Madam:
What does a man do standing up,
A woman does sitting down
And
A dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes open really wide
And
Before, he could stop the answer...
Boy.:
Shake hands.

Madam:
A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
Boy.:
Wedding Ring.

Madam:
I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well,
I drip.
When you blow me,
You feel good.
Boy.:
Nose.

Madam:
I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver..
Boy.:
Arrow.

Madam:
What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
That means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.:
Fire-truck.

Madam:
What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
&
If you don't get it,
You have to use your hand.
Boy.:
Fork.

Madam:
What is it that all men have one of,
it's longer on some men than on others,
The Pope doesn't use his
And
A man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.:
SURNAME.

Madam:
What part of the man has no bone
But has muscles,
Has lots of veins,
Like pumping,
& Is responsible for making love ?
Boy.:
HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief
And
Said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to grade 5,
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".

So how do u think, huhh?? For me, I was pondering on another way is that... though it seems just to be hilarious but it's imparting us. U see.. to be honest, i also thought the same as the principal did cos I'm no more a child. It's very sure that our ways of thinking and of children are absolutely different already. Kids are very innocent even in their thoughts.
That's why I'm just trying to be like kids and I'm in seventh heaven whenever I'm with them. Some may regard I'm childish.. Yes, can say so.. cos I myself want to be so! The Bible says no one can enter his kingdom unless you are like a child. I don't want to be matured. The more I come to know about the secular world, the more I become fed up with it. And I feel like.. far and far from God.
Kk... u see?? I'm cranky, right? ^.0

Short Singlish!

Few are as expert at verbal shorthand as us Singaporeans. And here's how we typically condense our sentences.

At five minutes to quitting time ...

Instead of "I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you."

Simply shrug & say "No stock!

When returning a call ...

Instead of "Hello, this is John Tan. Did anyone page for me?"

Simply call up & demand "Hello, who page?"

When someone's in your way ...

Instead of "Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please move?"

Simply lower your head/sidestep & say "Skius!"

When someone offers to pay ...

Instead of "Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me."

Simply smile & say "No need (pronounced nonid)"

When asking permission ...

Instead of "Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?"

Simply point to the door & say "Can or not?"

When entertaining ...

Instead of "Please make yourself right at home."

Simply steer people toward the food & say "Don't shy, leh!"

When doubting someone ...

Instead of "I really don't recall you giving me the money."

Simply spread your hands out & say "Where got?"

When declining an offer ...

Instead of "I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind."

Simply look pained & say "Don't want (pronounced doe waaan)".

When deciding on a plan of action ...

Instead of "What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out and all the restaurants are closed?"

Simply look blur & say "So how?"

Incredible!

Laugh and relax during coming X'mas season

A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?" The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."

Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right! Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!" He continued, "And I sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him. He said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas tree got its start...

မဖတ္ရ

က်ေနာ္ေျပာမယ္။ ဒီစာကို မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔။ ဘာေၾကာင့္လဲဆိုေတာ့ ဒီစာကို ဖတ္လို႔ ခင္ဗ်ားအတြက္ ဘာမွ အက်ိဳးရွိမွာ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ တကယ္ အက်ိဳးမရွိလို႔ မဖတ္ရဆိုၿပီး ေခါင္းစဥ္ တပ္ထားတာေပါ့။ ခင္ဗ်ား ဆက္ဖတ္တာဟာ ခင္ဗ်ားရဲ႔ ေရြးခ်ယ္ပိုင္ခြင့္ပါ။ တားျမစ္လို႔ မရပါဘူး။ ဒါေပမယ့္ လံုး၀ မဖတ္ဖို႔ က်ေနာ္ ေျပာခ်င္ပါတယ္။ ေျပာေနရင္းနဲ႔ေတာင္ ခင္ဗ်ား ဆက္ဖက္ေနေသးတယ္ေနာ္။ က်ေနာ္က ခင္ဗ်ား အတြက္ ေျပာေနတာပါ။ ခင္ဗ်ား ဒါကို နားမေထာင္ဘဲ ဆက္ဖတ္ေနတာ ခင္ဗ်ားအတြက္ အက်ိဳး လံုး၀ မရွိလို႔ပါ။ အခုေတာင္ ခင္ဗ်ား ဖတ္လာတာ စာေၾကာင္းေရ ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားလာၿပီ။ က်ေနာ္က ခင္ဗ်ား အက်ိဳးကို ေရွးရႉၿပီး မဖတ္ေစခ်င္တာပါ။

ဆက္မဖတ္နဲ႔ေတာ့ေနာ္။ လံုး၀ကို အက်ိဳး မရွိဘူး။ အက်ိဳး လံုး၀လံုး၀ မရွိပါ။ အက်ိဳးမရွိတာကို ျမန္မာလို ဒီထက္ရွင္းေအာင္ က်ေနာ္ ေျပာမျပတတ္ေတာ့ဘူး။ အလားတူဘဲ .. မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔ကိုလည္း ဒီထက္ရွင္းေအာင္ ျမန္မာလို ရွင္းမျပတတ္ဘူး။ ဒီေတာ့ ရွင္းရွင္းေျပာမယ္။ ဆက္မဖတ္နဲ႔။ ေျပာေနရင္းနဲ႔ေတာင္ ခင္ဗ်ားဖတ္လာတာ မ်ားသထက္ မ်ားလာၿပီ။ က်ေနာ္ ဘယ္လိုေျပာရမလဲဗ်ာ၊ မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔။ ဟုတ္ၿပီလား၊ မဖတ္နဲ႔ေတာ့။ ဒီစာထဲမွာ ဘာမွပါမွာ မဟုတ္လို႔ မဖတ္နဲ႔လို႔ ေျပာေနရတာေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ လူ႔စိတ္ကလည္း အခက္သား၊ မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔ဆို တိုးလို႔ဖတ္ခ်င္တယ္။ ခင္ဗ်ား တိုးလို႔ဖတ္ေလ၊ က်ေနာ္က မဖတ္ဖို႔ တားျမစ္ရေလဘဲဗ်ာ။ မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔။ ဘာေၾကာင့္လဲဆိုေတာ့ မဖတ္ေစခ်င္လို႔ပါ။ အခုေျပာရင္းနဲ႔ စာေတာင္ေတာ္ေတာ္ ရွည္သြားၿပီ။ ဒါဘဲ။ က်ေနာ္ေျပာမယ္။

ဒီစာကို ခင္ဗ်ား မဖတ္နဲ႔။