To my teachers

During these days, I'm thrilled to bits. You know, why? I've got the contacts with my teachers & friends online. We chat, talk and share our experience of while we were apart with great pleasure. As for me, apart from my high school & GCC buddies, I do not make any more friends as I don't want. Since I was a graduate, I just keep bros and siss. Actually, I easily attach to those from whom I can get the relationship that I long for. But, I might be a strange lady for some cos I use to give a cold shoulder to them.
I could even have a conversation with Sayarma DHHY and DTMMM. Then, for these nights, I could manage to talk with Sayar USSH. Ohh.. I did also chat with Ah Naw, Sayar UKTK, Ma ESZ and Sayarma DOMA quite some time ago. Here, I'd like to apologize all you guys that I hardly start calling to others even to my dear ones whenever they come online. I don't mean I'm sniffy but because I really don't know how to initialize a chat. Then, I'm just afraid that you might not be free. Yet, if someone calls me first, I'm always ready to reply him/her ASAP except when I'm busy. :P
I'm soooo pleased to hear that you all are missing me. Of course, so do I. Serious! Look forward to meeting up again with all of you one day...

One of my beloved...

I love U soooo much, Oo Oo Thar Gyi... whatever U were. U are my INSPIRATION!!
The movie I'm fond of most is "ေဝလည္းေမႊး၊ ေၾကြလည္းေမႊး". But, I don't have it at the moment. Here are some other movies which touched my heart.http://www.shwedream.com/index.php?L=music.watch&id=230 <<< Now, am I a couch potato just cos of THIS vid.?? I can't cease pining for OO OO THAR GYI & MY HOMETOWN as it keeps reminding on ... sighhh! I want some more lollipops & wanna play with u like 12 yrs ago

Am I also gonna kick the bucket like HIM as I'm with such a kinda character?? >>> http://www.shwedream.com/index.php?L=music.watch&id=237 Yearning for an aunty lay & a true big bro whom I don't have...
I wish I could have such a brother... sigh!!! For the time being, I don't want ANY.. ANYTHING except >>> http://www.hantunlwin.com/play_bcls_movies1.php?id=11000&no=1#

Short Singlish!

Few are as expert at verbal shorthand as us Singaporeans. And here's how we typically condense our sentences.

At five minutes to quitting time ...

Instead of "I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you."

Simply shrug & say "No stock!

When returning a call ...

Instead of "Hello, this is John Tan. Did anyone page for me?"

Simply call up & demand "Hello, who page?"

When someone's in your way ...

Instead of "Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please move?"

Simply lower your head/sidestep & say "Skius!"

When someone offers to pay ...

Instead of "Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me."

Simply smile & say "No need (pronounced nonid)"

When asking permission ...

Instead of "Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?"

Simply point to the door & say "Can or not?"

When entertaining ...

Instead of "Please make yourself right at home."

Simply steer people toward the food & say "Don't shy, leh!"

When doubting someone ...

Instead of "I really don't recall you giving me the money."

Simply spread your hands out & say "Where got?"

When declining an offer ...

Instead of "I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind."

Simply look pained & say "Don't want (pronounced doe waaan)".

When deciding on a plan of action ...

Instead of "What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out and all the restaurants are closed?"

Simply look blur & say "So how?"

Incredible!

Colorful Florets

I saw two friends
In front of my fence

One's gonna steal my flowers
One's gonna ask where we are
How can I be a rejoinder

Before the silence took an act
The thief just asked the address
With full of pretence
But another whispered
How lovely are the flowers

Ohh... woke up from the reverie
Wandering about the mysteries
Puzzling on earthly secrecy.

tried my best on translation for my non-Burmese speaking people... testing lahh ^.^ hope u guys enjoy it.

For Ah Wa...

Did I ever say thanks?

Did I ever say thanks
for all the toys you mended,
games we played,
outings to the park,
and the way you
always tried to cheer
me when I was down?

Did I ever say thanks for
the sacrifices you made
so I could be involved
in so many enriching
activities?

Did I ever say thanks for
working so hard
to provide for our family?

Did I ever say thanks
for having such faith in me
and always being there
when I needed you?

Most of all,
Did I ever say thanks for caring?

DAD, I LOVE YOU

Is this so called improvement ??

I was a high school graduate and the next school seasoning also had not started yet, I just passed my days at SAG, Sir. U Tun Aung Kyaw's class and the library "Millennium Self Access Center". I was so pleased to read as many books as I could from those places and could broaden my horizons. Then, by the time I had to attend the GCC, I could no more continue getting the hang of lessons at SAG but I tried to give my time for Sir. U Tun Aung Kyaw's class. If not, I'm sure my English would become terribly bad. I was not a good student for my College but I dared not even bunk Sir. U Tun Aung Kyaw's class. :D
After that, I did not pursue my Hons. course and left my hometown. During I was in yangon, it was quite inconvenient to go to USIS and BC everyday as I did in taunggyi. My language proficiency esp. reading skill had started dropping already. Anyhow, I could attend Sir. Moses Stirling's class. I wondered his way of teaching is almost the same with Sir. U Tun Aung Kyaw's. Throughout my life, I have never done any courses like "English Speaking courses" or courses which give certs. lol... so, I don't have any certs. lorr..
However, I do thank God that I could manage to be trained under those sorta teachers. Then, I was about to say goodbye to my land for good cos basically, we all just intended for better future, right? But, since I stepped on this islet till now, my English gets worse let alone to compose a simple essay at the moment. I become more use to in Singlish rather than English like... yeah lor, no lahh, correct mahh!!, mar kan already?... Apart from office hours and when I meet up with my uncles and aunties, I just communicate in burmese even in this terrain. Anyhow, I'm blessed that most of my aunties, uncles are well-educated and so I still have a chance to be able to improve my language skill. At first, I was quite satisfied on my Singlish. Later on, when I have to deal with pure English people at work esp. in meetings, I found out that indeed, they rather prefer their own English to Singlish. So, no choice to practise my old English lor!! :D

I give my gratitude that I owe to my great teachers: Teacher Gyi (YMCA Kindergarden), Teacher Kay Thi, Aunty Gyi (Teacher Daw Nyunt Nyunt Hlaing), Sir. U Tun Aung Kyaw, Sir. Edward, Father Clay, Sir. Moses Stirling by writing this article.

ေနာနဲ႔ မွတ္မိသမွ်

အေနာေရးထားတာကို ဖတ္ျပီးမွ တခ်ိဳ႔ေတြ ကိုပိုေတာင္သတိရလာတယ္
အမွတ္အရဆံုးကေတာ့ first year မွာဆိုင္ကယ္ေမွာက္တာပဲ
မယ္ပြင့္ကို လိုက္တဲ့ေကာင္ေတြကို ပတ္ေျပးရင္းကေမွာက္တာေလ
ငဂ်စ္နဲ႔ ငါနဲ႔က ေနာက္တစီးနဲ႔ေပါ့
ေတာ္ေတာ္နာသြားလားဟင္ ဟဲဟဲ အဲ့ေကာင္ေတြက လာထူသလိုနဲ႔
စာကိုေပးျဖစ္ေအာင္ေပးသြားေသးတယ္ အေနာတို႔ ခံလို္က္ရေသးတယ္ ဟိဟိဟိ

ေမြးေန႔အေၾကာင္းကိုေျပာရရင္ အေသေပ်ာ္ရတယ္
အဲ့ေန႔က နင္ငါ့ကုတင္ေပၚမွာ ဂီတာနဲ႔ ့happy birthday သီခ်င္းလက္ေဆာင္ဆိုေပးတာ
ခုထိသိမ္းထားတယ္ ထယ္ေဆာက္နဲ႔ ဂ်ပန္မင္းသမီးကားလဲငွားၾကည္႔ၾကေသးတယ္
အဲ့ေန႔က နင္တို႔ေတြ အာလူးငါးဖယ္လိပ္ကို လုပ္မကူပဲ၀ိုင္းစားလို႔ သီရိလြင္ ထည္႔ထားတဲ့
ငရုတ္သီးနဲ႔ မိၾကေသးတယ္ ဟုတ္?
အဲ့တုန္းက ေက်ာင္းကားေပၚမွာ ေနာက္လိုက္စလိုက္နဲ႔ ေပ်ာ္ဖို႔ေကာင္းတယ္
“ဆည္းဆာရင္ခုန္သံ“ ကားကိုၾကည္႔ျပီး ရူးၾကေသးတယ္ေလ
အေနာက သူ႔ကိုသူ ဆန္းမီေနာ ဆိုပဲ ဟားဟား...မထက္ကိုပဲ “ယြန္မီထက္“လို႔ေခၚလို႔
သူေဒါသေတြ တရွဴးရွဴးနဲ႔ေလ
ေဟ့ ၾကံဳတုန္းဖြလိုက္ရမလား အေနာေလ အဲ့ကားကို ေက်ာင္းကကြန္ပ်ဴတာအခန္းထဲယူလာျပီး
ျမန္မာ့အသံက ဆင္ဆာျဖတ္တဲ့ ေနာက္ဆံုးအခန္းကို အရသာပ်က္တယ္ဆိုျပီး ျပန္လာၾကည္႔တာေလ
ကြန္ပ်ဴတာနားမွာ ၀ိုင္းျပံဳလို႔ ။ မွတ္မွတ္္ရရ ထက္ထက္စံေတာင္ပါေသးတယ္
သူကၾကည္႔လဲ ၾကည္႔ေသးတယ္ နင္တို႔ေတြမဟုတ္တာၾကည္႔တယ္ဆိုျပီး ေျပာလိုက္ေသးတယ္ေနာ္

ငါတို႔ တေယာတီးသင္ၾကေသးတယ္ေနာ္ အဲ့ဆရာ ခဏခဏေတြ႔တယ္
သူ႔ကိုေတြ႔တိုင္း ငါ့ေမြးေန႔မွာသူေပးမယ္ဆိုတဲ့ holy kiss ကိုပဲ သတိရလာတယ္ ဟိဟိဟိ
ထြက္ေျပးခ်င္စိတ္ေပါက္လာတာေလ :P :P :P ;P
အေနာတို႔ေၾကာင္ပံုမ်ား မနက္ေစာေစာ westlife ေခြဖြင့္မွ က်က္သေရရွိတယ္ထင္လိုက္ေသးတယ္
သူ႔ေခြးေလးေသတုန္းက ေက်ာင္းကိုငိုထားတဲ့မ်က္ခြက္နီၾကီးနဲ႔ လာလားဆိုလာရဲ႕ ႔

ကဲ ကဲ ဖြလို႔ ၀ျပီ ေနာက္ထပ္မွတ္မိတာကေတာ့ ေနာက္မွပဲေရးေတာ့မယ္ဟ

(အေနာေရ မေျပာမ၇ွိနဲ႔ ေနာ္ ငါကမွတ္ထားတတ္လြန္းလို႔ kenshin က ငါ့ကို hard disk တဲ့ :P )

369. What is your idea of a perfect holiday?

Our life will become wishy-washy and unhappy if we work all the time and have no rest or recreation. So, holidays are needed by us. Most people use up their holidays by going on picnics or vacation. They mostly go to places of natural beauty for relaxation and to forget their worries as natural beauty gives them pleasure and they can feel at peace with the world. And for students, they go on excursions. They may think this kind of holiday is perfect as the main object of such a trip is to get recreation or to widen one's general outlook on life. Then, holidays are valuable thus I always think out a way to spend a day in the country. But, I had never succeeded. Somehow or another my plans had gone hay-wire. Therefore, I planned at some length with my friends to go to San Lwin Village last year. As the proverb goes "Well begun is Half-done", all of us considered it was a perfect holiday when we came back to Taunggyi. But, I did not think so because my mind had changed and I only wanted to read books and stay alone. So, I was not happy as I expected. From then on, I realize that a perfect holiday for me is one when I can be happy, can enjoy doing what I like and can fulfill my wishes. I want to have such a holiday whether it is only a day or a longer period of time. On that day, I will have my breakfast with my loving aunty who lives alone. Then, we will do the house-hold chores together. I'm sure I'll be happy though I feel uncomfortable in doing those kinds of work which I have never done before. Next, we will go shopping and go around the town in her little car. After that, we will go back home and talk as long as we can. In the evening, we will have our dinner and watch TV.
However, I know it is just a reverie.

A-L-V-I-N-N-A-W

It was on one Saturday and I was almost to take a nap after having my heavy lunch. Wahh... so sleepy!! But cannot lahh..otherwise, I would be like a Sumo. :P
So, I was just wandering in my mom's garden though I'm not a kinda flower lover. Then, I saw a postman walking towards my yard. Of course, he was bringing an American Mosaic and 2 more magazines which I subscribed as monthly package. After a while, I was already on my way of reading them. Wow.. I was quite impressed by an article regarding of the latest submarine named "Alvin". The article mentioned that apart from it, there were no other submarines which could go as deep as "Alvin" so far. I know that "Alvin" is also a common boy's name but hardly used or given among our people.
At the same time, I recalled my memory of having a conversation with one of my Sunday school teachers. At that time, he shared about his experiences on how western people think. I still remember that I even argued with him as it is my naughty action I used to do on him.
(By the time his English friend asked him what his name was, he simply answered that his name is A. Then, the fella kept on asking him what his name was. He also just replied that his name is A. After that, he got shocked by his fella's words that he just wanna know whether he had his own name or was A the name given by his parents. At first, he was confused but later he came to know that MOST westerners try to stand on their own even on such matters.)
Kk... the point is I was quite fond of that idea and would like to have a name given by myself lorr.. During that time, using internet was also eminent among youngsters in my hometown and so I was thinking of opening an email account. What should I give my username?? Ahh.. a-l-v-i-n-n-a-w, is it cool?? ^.0 From then on, I just keep on using this ID till now. I realised that everyone can give his/her ID as he/she likes and as many IDs as he/she wants. But for me, I'm fed up with such thingys cos I use to take everything serious which is not good indeed. I started with "alvinnaw" and I value it though I intended it as a nickname. "alvinnaw" became part of my life and ultimately, I could apply only this ID "alvinnaw" for whatever I need to sign up. :D
Besides "alvinnaw", I don't have any ordained English name like others. I don't need it and actually, I don't want. Sometimes, I'm cranky. Why must I have an English name unless it's obligatory? Of course, I accept that being in overseas, we have to attune with our atmosphere. Yet, I'm still "Naw" and address myself just as "Naw" even to my people of this land. But, for some exceptional situations, I use to title as "Alvinna" cos basically, "Alvin" is for male and "Alvinna" for female. And now i'm a young lady mahh.. :D Since then, "alvinnaw", "alvinna", "alvin" (for who do not know me) become my official names.


To be frankly, my relatives and even my family haven't known about "ALVINNAW" yet. ^.0

What a bliss havin' a handphone ^.0

သင္႔လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းလုပ္ႏို္င္တဲ႔ လူသိနည္းတဲ႔ အခ်က္ (၄)ခ်က္္

အသက္ကယ္ ပစၥည္း သို႕မဟုတ္ ရွင္သန္ ရုန္းကန္ ႏိုင္ဖြယ္ရာ အေရးေပၚ အေထာက္အကူ ပစၥည္း ျဖစ္ႏိုင္ပါသတဲ့။

(၁) အေရးေပၚ အတြက္္
keypad ကို locked လုပ္ထားရင္ေတာင္ သင့္ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းမ်ားဟာ 112 ဆိုတဲ့ နံပါတ္ကို ႏွိပ္လို႕ ရတာ ေတြ႕ရ ပါလိမ့္မယ္။ အဲဒီနံပါတ္ဟာ ကမၻာလံုးဆိုင္ရာ ၊ ႏိုင္ငံတကာ အေရးေပၚ ဖုန္းနံပါတ္ ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ သင္သာ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္း ဆက္သြယ္ႏိုင္တဲ့ ဧရိယာထဲမွာ ရွိေနပါေစ၊ ဒီနံပါတ္ကို ႏွိပ္လိုက္တာနဲ႕ သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းဟာ အနီးဆံုး ဆက္သြယ္မႈ ကြန္ယက္ကို အလိုအေလ်ာက္ ရွာမွာ ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းက ခလုတ္မ်ားကို ပိတ္ထားရင္ေတာင္ ဒီနံပါတ္ကိုေတာ့ ႏွိပ္လို႕ ရေနမွာ ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ ယံုဘူးလား .. စမ္းၾကည့္..

(၂) ကားထဲမွာ ေသာ့ေတြ က်န္ခဲ့လား
သင့္ကားတံခါးမွာ အေ၀းထိန္းစနစ္ ရွိပါသလား။ တေန႕မွာ အေ၀းထိန္း မဟုတ္ဘဲ လက္နဲ႕ ဖြင့္ရမယ့္ အေန အထား ၾကံဳတတ္ပါတယ္။ ကားေသာ့ကို ကားထဲ ထည့္ခဲ့ၿပီး အပိုေသာ့က အိမ္မွာ က်န္ခဲ့ရင္ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္း တစ္လံုး ရွိရတာ ဒီလုိအခါ က်ေတာ့ ေကာင္းလုိက္တာ။ အိမ္မွာ က်န္ခဲ့တဲ့ လူရဲ႕ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းကို သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုနး္ကေန ေခၚပါ။ တဖက္က ျပန္ထူးေနရင္ သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းကို ကားတံခါးကေန ေျခတလွမ္းအကြာမွာ ထားပါ။ ေနာက္ၿပီး အိမ္ကလူကို ကားေသာ့ဖြင့္တဲ့ ခလုတ္ကို လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းနားကပ္ၿပီး ႏွိပ္ခိုင္းပါ။ ဟဲဟဲ.. စမး္ၾကည့္ရတာ စိတ္လႈပ္ရွားစရာ ေပ်ာ္စရာပဲ မဟုတ္လား။ ကၽြန္မတို႕ စမ္းၾကည့္တာ ေအာင္ျမင္တယ္ရွင့္။ အိမ္ကလူက လာေပးစာ မလိုေတာ့ဘူးေပါ့။ အကြာအေ၀းက အေရး မဟုတ္ပါဘူး။ ေသာ့အပိုက မိုင္တရာ အကြာမွာ ရွိေနပါေစ ခုနက နည္းနဲ႕ သင့္ကား တံခါးကို အလြယ္တကူ ဖြင့္ႏိုင္တာ သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းေၾကာင့္ပါ။

(၃) ဖြက္ထားတဲ့ အပို ဘကၴရီ
သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္း ဓာတ္အား သိပ္နည္းလာၿပီဆုိပါစို႕။ *3370# ကို ႏွိပ္လိုက္ပါ။ သင့္ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းက အေရးေပၚသံုး ခ်န္ထားတဲ့ ဓာတ္အား ကို ျပန္ဖြင့္ေပးၿပီးေနာက္ သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းက ဓာတ္အား ထက္၀က္ က်န္ေသးေၾကာင္း ျပပါလိမ့္မယ္။ ေနာက္တစ္ၾကိမ္ သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းကို ဓာတ္အား ျပန္ျဖည့္တဲ့အခါမွာ သာမန္နဲ႕ အေရးေပၚသံုး ႏွစ္မ်ိဳးလံုး အတြက္ ဓာတ္အားကို ျပန္ျဖည့္ပါလိမ့္မယ္။ Safety first !!! ပါတဲ့။

(၄) အခိုးခံရတဲ့ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းကို သူတပါး သံုးလို႕ မရေတာ့ေအာင္ ဘယ္လို ဖ်က္ဆီး ပစ္မလဲ။
သင့္ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းရဲ႕ နံပါတ္စဥ္ကို သိဖို႕ *#06#ကို ႏွိပ္လိုက္ပါ။ ဂဏန္း ၁၅လံုး (ဆယ့္ငါးလံုး) ေပၚလာပါ လိမ့္မယ္။ အဲဒီ ဂဏန္း ဆယ့္ငါးလံုးဟာ သင့္လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္း (handset) အတြက္ သီးသန္႕ပါ။ ဒီ ဂဏန္းေတြကို ခ်ေရးၿပီး လံုျခံဳ စိတ္ခ်ရတဲ့ တေနရာမွာ သိမ္းထားပါ။ သင့္ဖုနး္ အခိုးခံရတဲ့ အခါမွာ သင္ဟာ ဖုန္း ကုမၸဏီကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီး ဂဏန္း ဆယ့္ငါးလံုးပါ ကုဒ္ကို ေျပာျပ တိုင္တန္းလုိက္ၿပီး သင့္ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းကို ပိတ္ခိုင္း ႏိုင္ပါ တယ္။ တကယ္လို႕ သူခိုးဟာ Sim Card ကို မထုတ္ရေသးမီ သင္သာ တုိင္တန္းႏိုင္မယ္ ဆုိရင္ Sim card ကိုေရာ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းကိုပါ disable လုပ္ႏိုင္မွာ ျဖစ္လို႕ သင့္ဖုန္းထဲက သင့္ဆက္သြယ္မႈ ကြန္ယက္ ထဲက သူေတြ စာရင္းနဲ႕ ဖုန္းနံပါတ္ မ်ားကိုလဲ သူတပါး သိျခင္းမွ ကာကြယ္ ႏိုင္သလို သင့္အေယာင္ ေဆာင္ၿပီး သူတပါးကို သင့္ဖုန္း နံပါတ္နဲ႕ ဆက္သြယ္ျခင္း ကိုပါ ကာကြယ္ ႏိုင္မွာ ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ တကယ္လို႕ သင္ တိုင္တန္း တာ ေနာက္က်လို႕ သူခိုးက ပိုလ်င္သူ ျဖစ္ခဲ့ရင္ေတာ့ သင့္ Simcard ကိုသာ disable လုပ္ႏိုင္မွာ ျဖစ္ၿပီး သင္ ဟာ ဖုန္းနံပါတ္မ်ားကို လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္း ထဲမွာ မွတ္သား တတ္သူ ျဖစ္ပါက သင့္ ဆက္သြယ္မႈ ကြန္ယက္ ကိုေတာ့ သူခိုးက ေကာင္းေကာင္း သိႏိုင္ပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ သင့္နံပါတ္နဲ႕ သူတပါးကို ဖုန္းဆက္ျခင္းေတာ့ မျပဳႏိုင္ေတာ့ ပါဘူး။ ဒါေၾကာင့္ အေရးၾကီး ဖုန္းနံပါတ္မ်ားကို Sim Card ထဲမွာသာ မွတ္သား ထားသင့္ ပါတယ္။ ဒီလို ကာကြယ္ ထားႏိုင္ရင္ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္း ခိုးယူျခင္း ေၾကာင့္ အက်ိဳး မျဖစ္ထြန္းတဲ့ အတြက္ လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္း ခိုးယူမႈမ်ား ေလ်ာ့ပါး လာမယ္လို႕ ေမွ်ာ္လင့္ရပါတယ္။

လက္ကိုင္ဖုန္းတစ္လံုးကို ၀ယ္ထားရၿပီး တန္ေအာင္ အသံုးခ်ႏိုင္ၾကပါေစ။

New MRT map

For this year X'mas!

This poem seems to be quite hilarious but if we go further on pondering of each single stanza, it's showing the reality of what's going on on earth. I feel in this way lahh... ^.0

Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

Laugh and relax during coming X'mas season

A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?" The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."

Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right! Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!" He continued, "And I sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him. He said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas tree got its start...

I doubt it's not true. :P

ၿပိႆရာသီဖြားတို႔၏ႏွလံုးသား ခ်စ္ၿခင္းေမတၱာသည္ အလြန္သစၥာတရားၾကီးမားၿပီး ေပးဆပ္ၿခင္းကို ဦးစားေပးေသာ ေမတၱာတရားၾကီးမားသူမ်ားဟုကမၻာ့နကၡတ္ပညာရွင္မ်ားက သတ္မွတ္ထားသည္။
၅၂၈ ႏွင့္၁၅၀၀ ေမတၱာလြန္ပြဲမ်ား ဘဝကြာၿခားမႈမ်ားအၾကား ေက်ာက္ဆစ္၊ ေက်ာက္ေတာင္ကဲ့သို႔ မာေက်ာေသာ ႏွလံုးသားအလယ္မွ ထူးၿခားစြာ ပြင့္လန္းေသာ နတ္ပန္းကဲ့သို႔ ပြင့္ခဲ၊ ခ်စ္ခဲေသာ၊ မြန္ၿမတ္ေသာအခ်စ္၊ တည္တဲ႔ေသာေမတၱာ အခ်စ္ႏွလံုးသားအားပိုင္ဆုိင္သူဟု ေဖာ္က်ဴးထားသည္။
ေမတၱာတရားအား ဆံုးၿဖတ္ေသာအခါတြင္ ေသခ်ာစြာ အခ်ိန္ယူဆံုးၿဖတ္ၿပီးမွ ခ်စ္တတ္ တြယ္တာတတ္သည္။ ေၿပာခဲ႔ေသာစကား၊ ဆံုးၿဖတ္ထားေသာ အရာအား ဘယ္ေတာ့မွ ၿပန္မၿပင္ ၊ သစၥာတရားအား ရင္၀ယ္ပိုက္ထားသူၿဖစ္သည္။
ငယ္ခ်စ္ကို ဦးစားေပးတတ္သည္။ ခိုင္မာေသာ ေမတၱာ ကိုပိုင္ဆုိင္သည္။ မိမိက ခ်စ္ရသူအေပၚ အၿမဲ စိတ္ခ်မ္းသာေအာင္ ၿဖည့္ဆည္းေပးရမည္ ဟူေသာ ဒႆန ကို ပိုင္ဆုိင္သည္။
သံေယာဇဥ္ၾကီးသည္။ အေခ်ာ့ၾကိဳက္ အေပ်ာ့ၾကိဳက္ၿဖစ္သည္။ ခ်စ္ခဲသည္။ အခ်စ္ၿမဲသည္။ အခ်စ္အတြက္ဆိုလွ်င္ ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္ႏွင့္ ဆန္႔က်င္ရန္လည္းေကာင္း၊ မိသားစုႏွင့္ဆန္႔က်င္ရန္လည္းေကာင္း ဝန္မေလး။ ကိုယ္တုိင္ဆံုးၿဖတ္မည္။ ေမတၱာလမ္းေၾကာင္းသည္ မေခ်ာေမြ႔ အခက္အခဲမ်ားမည္။ ခ်စ္သူႏွင့္ေပါင္းဖက္ရန္ ဆံုစည္း ရန္သာအဓိကထားသည္။ အေပ်ာ္ခ်စ္သူ လံုးဝမထားတတ္။
အခ်စ္ကို ဦးစားေပးသည္။ မိမိကုိယ္တုိင္လည္း အယုအယၾကိဳက္မည္။ သစၥာရွိသူကိုလည္းလိုလားမည္။ ခ်စ္ၿခင္းေမတၱာဆိုသည္မွာ သစၥာတရားရွိမွ ခုိင္ၿမဲသည္။ ၿပီးၿပည့္စံုသည္ဟု ခံယူထားသည္။
ႏွလံုးသားမွ အခ်စ္သည္ သံေယာဇဥ္္အတြယ္အတာမွ တစ္စစ ၿမင့္မားလာေသာ တုိးပြားလာေသာ ခ်စ္တတ္လာေသာ ေမတၱာအမ်ိဳးအစားၿဖစ္သည္။
ဤရာသီဖြားမ်ားသည္ မိမိ ကသူတစ္ပါးအေပၚ ေကာင္းသေလာက္ ေပးဆပ္သေလာက္ မိမိကုိ ထပ္တူ ၿပန္ေကာင္းသူရရန္ ခဲယဥ္းသည္။ မိသားစု ညီအကို ေမာင္ႏွမမ်ားအား ၅၂၈ ေမတၱာ ဦးစားေပးရမႈေၾကာင့္ ၁၅၀၀ ေမတၱာတြင္အညံ့ရွိမည္။
တခါတည္းထား တစ္ၾကိမ္တည္းၿမဲလိုေသာ ခ်စ္သူကိုလိုလားသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ဤရာသီဖြား ၈၀% သည္ အခ်စ္ဦးႏွင့္ဆံုစည္းကိန္းမရွိတတ္ပါ။
အခ်စ္အေပၚ ထားရွိေသာ ဒႆနအၿမင္သည္ အသက္ ၁၆ ႏွစ္မွ ၂၂ ႏွစ္အတြင္း မိမိကုိ တစိုက္မတ္မတ္ စိတ္ဝင္စားေသာ နီးစပ္သူႏွင့္ သံေယာဇဥ္ တြယ္ၿပီး နီးစပ္မႈေၾကာင့္ ေမတၱာတရားေပၚေပါက္သည္ဟုသတ္မွတ္သည္။ အသက္၂၃ မွ ၂၈ ႏွစ္ၾကားတြင္ ခ်စ္သူထက္မိဘကို ပိုခ်စ္သင့္သည္ဟူေသာ စိတ္ရွိသည္။ အသက္ ၂၈ႏွစ္မွ ၃၅ ႏွစ္ၾကားတြင္ ေမတၱာတရားသည္ ဘဝအတြက္ ထာဝရလက္တြဲရန္အေဖာ္ရွာၿခင္းဟု သတ္မွတ္သည္။ အသက္၃၆ႏွစ္အထက္တြင္မူ ေမတၱာတရားသည္ သူတစ္ပါးအားေပးဆပ္ရန္ အေကာင္းဆံုးေသာ လက္ေဆာင္မြန္ဟု သတ္မွတ္သည္။
ဤကား ၿပိႆရာသီဖြားတို႔၏ အခ်စ္ဒႆနပင္ၿဖစ္ေပသည္။

M-O-T-H-E-R

Ah nu hpe dum let...
Ya ngai ndai hku byin wa ai mahkra ni gaw Karai Kasang hte NU yan WA a shaman chyeju sha re. Grai chyeju kaba sai yaw!

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မူၾကိဳ
ပထမဆံုးအၾကိမ္ ဆရာမိဘ အစည္းအေဝးမွာ အတန္းပိုင္ဆရာက "အစ္မရဲ႕ကေလးက ေရာဂါထူတယ္။ ခံုေပၚမွာေတာင္ သံုးမိနစ္ၾကာေအာင္ မထိုင္ႏိုင္ဘူး။ ဆရာဝန္နဲ႔ ျပၾကည့္ရင္ ေကာင္းမယ္"

အိမ္အျပန္လမ္းမွာ ဆရာမ ဘာေျပာသလဲလို႔ သားကေမးေတာ့ သူမ်က္ရည္ဝဲမိတယ္။ အတန္းသား ၃ဝထဲမွာ သားက အညံ့ဆံုး၊ ဆရာမေတြကို စိတ္ဒုကၡအေပးဆံုး... ဒါေပမယ့္ သားအေမးကို သူျပန္ေျဖလိုက္ပါတယ္။

"ဆရာမက သားကိုခ်ီးက်ဴးသြားတယ္။ အရင္တုန္းက ခံုေပၚမွာ သားတစ္မိနစ္ပဲထိုင္ႏိုင္တယ္။ အခုဆို သံုးမိနစ္ေတာင္ ထိုင္ႏိုင္ျပီတ့ဲ။ တစ္ျခားကေလးေတြရဲ႕ ေမေမေတြက ေမေမ့ကို အားက်ၾကတယ္။ တစ္တန္းလံုးမွာ သားက စာအၾကိဳးစားဆံုးတဲ့"

အဲဒီညမွာ သူခြ႔ံစရာမလိုဘဲ သားက ထမင္းႏွစ္ပန္းကန္ ကုန္ေအာင္စားလိုက္တယ္။

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မူလတန္း
ဆရာမိဘအစည္းအေဝးမွာ ဆရာမက "ေက်ာင္းသား ၅ဝမွာ အစ္မရဲ႕သားက အဆင့္၄ဝ၊ သူ႔အသိဥာဏ္ ဖြံ႔ျဖိဳးမႈကို ကြ်န္မတို႔ သံသယျဖစ္တယ္။ ဆရာဝန္နဲ႔ေတြ႔ျပီး စစ္ေဆးၾကည့္ပါဦး"

အိမ္အျပန္လမ္းမွာ သူမ်က္ရည္က်မိျပန္ေပမယ့္ ကားေရွ႕ခံုမွာ ထိုင္ေနတဲ့သားကို "ဆရာမက သားကို စိတ္ခ်ယံုၾကည္တယ္တဲ့။ သားက မတံုး၊ မအေပမယ့္ စာထဲစိတ္ပါပါနဲ႔ နည္းနည္း ထပ္ၾကိဳးစားလိုက္ရင္ သားေဘးမွာထိုင္တဲ့ အဆင့္၂၁ရတဲ့ ေက်ာင္းသားကိုေတာင္ ေက်ာ္ႏိုင္တယ္တဲ့" လို႔ ေျပာလိုက္တယ္။

သူ႔စကားကို ၾကားေတာ့ ေငးမွိန္ေနတဲ့ သားမ်က္လံုးက အေရာင္လက္သြားခဲ့တယ္။ ညႇိဳးငယ္ေနတဲ့မ်က္ႏွာလည္း ရႊင္လန္းလို႔လာတယ္။ သားတေျဖးေျဖး သိတတ္နားလည္ ၾကီးျပင္းလာမွန္း သူသတိထားလိုက္မိတယ္။

ေနာက္တစ္ေန႔ ေက်ာင္းတက္ဖို႔ ခါတိုင္းထေနက်အခ်ိန္ထက္ သားအေစာၾကီး ႏိုးေနခဲ့တယ္။

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အလယ္တန္း
ဆရာမိဘအစည္းအေဝးမွာ သားရဲ႕ ထိုင္ခံုေနရာမွာ သူသြားထိုင္ေနခဲ့ျပီး သားနာမည္ အေခၚခံရဖို႔ကို သူေစာင့္ေနခဲ့တယ္။ အစည္းအေဝးတိုင္းမွာ သားနာမည္ဟာ မပါမျဖစ္ျဖစ္ခဲ့တယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ အစည္းအေဝးျပီးတဲ့အထိ သားနာမည္ မပါခဲ့ဘူး။ တစ္ခုခုမွားတယ္ အထင္နဲ႔ တာဝန္က်ဆရာမကို သူေမးလိုက္တယ္။

"အခုရမွတ္နဲ႔ဆိုရင္ အစ္မရဲ႕သားက နာမည္ၾကီးေက်ာင္းရဖို႔ သိပ္မလြယ္ဘူး"

စိတ္ထဲမွာ သူဝမ္းသာသြားမိတယ္။ အခန္းဝမွာ ေစာင့္ေနတဲ့ သားရဲ႕ပုခံုးကို သိုင္းဖက္ျပီး ဝမ္းသာအားရတဲ့ အသံနဲ႔ " သား... သားရဲ႕အတန္းပိုင္ ဆရာမက ေျပာတယ္။ သားဒီ့ထက္ နည္းနည္းထပ္ၾကိဳးစားရင္ နာမည္ၾကီးတဲ့ အထက္တန္းေက်ာင္းကို ဝင္ႏိုင္တယ္တဲ့"

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သား အထက္တန္းေအာင္ခဲ့ပါျပီ။
တကၠသိုလ္ဝင္ခြင့္ အေၾကာင္းၾကားစာ လာယူဖို႔ ေက်ာင္းကဖုန္းဆက္ေတာ့ သားကို သူလြတ္လိုက္တယ္။

သူ႔အသိစိတ္ထဲမွာ နာမည္ၾကီးတကၠသိုလ္တစ္ခုကို သားရမယ္လို႔ ၾကိဳသိေနခဲ့တယ္။ စာေမးပဲြ မေျဖခင္တုန္းက ဒီတကၠသိုလ္အတြက္ သားအမွတ္မီႏိုင္တယ္လို႔ သားကို သူေျပာခဲ့လို႔ျဖစ္တယ္။

အိမ္တံခါးဝမွာ ဆီးၾကိဳေနတဲ့ သူ႔လက္ထဲ သူမွန္းထားတဲ့ တကၠသိုလ္က အေၾကာင္းၾကားစာကို သားက ကမ္းေပးလိုက္တယ္။ သားအမိႏွစ္ေယာက္ တစ္ေယာက္ကိုတစ္ေယာက္ ဖက္ျပီး ငိုခဲ့ၾကတယ္။

"ေမေမ... သားဟာ ဥာဏ္ေကာင္းတဲ့ ကေလးတစ္ေယာက္ မဟုတ္မွန္း သားကိုယ္သား သိတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ဒီေလာကမွာ သားကို အေလးအနက္ထား ႏွစ္သက္ခဲ့တာ ေမေမတစ္ေယာက္တည္းပဲ ႐ွိခဲ့တယ္။ ေက်းဇူးပါ ေမေမ"

သားစကားေၾကာင့္ ၁ဝႏွစ္ေက်ာ္ၾကာ ရင္ထဲ တိတ္တခိုးသိမ္းဆည္းထားတဲ့ ပူေဆြးေသာကေတြက သူ႔ပါးျပင္ေပၚ ဝမ္းသာၾကည္ႏူးတဲ့ မ်က္ရည္အသြင္ျဖင့္ စီးက်လာခဲ့တယ္။

မဖတ္ရ

က်ေနာ္ေျပာမယ္။ ဒီစာကို မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔။ ဘာေၾကာင့္လဲဆိုေတာ့ ဒီစာကို ဖတ္လို႔ ခင္ဗ်ားအတြက္ ဘာမွ အက်ိဳးရွိမွာ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ တကယ္ အက်ိဳးမရွိလို႔ မဖတ္ရဆိုၿပီး ေခါင္းစဥ္ တပ္ထားတာေပါ့။ ခင္ဗ်ား ဆက္ဖတ္တာဟာ ခင္ဗ်ားရဲ႔ ေရြးခ်ယ္ပိုင္ခြင့္ပါ။ တားျမစ္လို႔ မရပါဘူး။ ဒါေပမယ့္ လံုး၀ မဖတ္ဖို႔ က်ေနာ္ ေျပာခ်င္ပါတယ္။ ေျပာေနရင္းနဲ႔ေတာင္ ခင္ဗ်ား ဆက္ဖက္ေနေသးတယ္ေနာ္။ က်ေနာ္က ခင္ဗ်ား အတြက္ ေျပာေနတာပါ။ ခင္ဗ်ား ဒါကို နားမေထာင္ဘဲ ဆက္ဖတ္ေနတာ ခင္ဗ်ားအတြက္ အက်ိဳး လံုး၀ မရွိလို႔ပါ။ အခုေတာင္ ခင္ဗ်ား ဖတ္လာတာ စာေၾကာင္းေရ ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားလာၿပီ။ က်ေနာ္က ခင္ဗ်ား အက်ိဳးကို ေရွးရႉၿပီး မဖတ္ေစခ်င္တာပါ။

ဆက္မဖတ္နဲ႔ေတာ့ေနာ္။ လံုး၀ကို အက်ိဳး မရွိဘူး။ အက်ိဳး လံုး၀လံုး၀ မရွိပါ။ အက်ိဳးမရွိတာကို ျမန္မာလို ဒီထက္ရွင္းေအာင္ က်ေနာ္ ေျပာမျပတတ္ေတာ့ဘူး။ အလားတူဘဲ .. မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔ကိုလည္း ဒီထက္ရွင္းေအာင္ ျမန္မာလို ရွင္းမျပတတ္ဘူး။ ဒီေတာ့ ရွင္းရွင္းေျပာမယ္။ ဆက္မဖတ္နဲ႔။ ေျပာေနရင္းနဲ႔ေတာင္ ခင္ဗ်ားဖတ္လာတာ မ်ားသထက္ မ်ားလာၿပီ။ က်ေနာ္ ဘယ္လိုေျပာရမလဲဗ်ာ၊ မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔။ ဟုတ္ၿပီလား၊ မဖတ္နဲ႔ေတာ့။ ဒီစာထဲမွာ ဘာမွပါမွာ မဟုတ္လို႔ မဖတ္နဲ႔လို႔ ေျပာေနရတာေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ လူ႔စိတ္ကလည္း အခက္သား၊ မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔ဆို တိုးလို႔ဖတ္ခ်င္တယ္။ ခင္ဗ်ား တိုးလို႔ဖတ္ေလ၊ က်ေနာ္က မဖတ္ဖို႔ တားျမစ္ရေလဘဲဗ်ာ။ မဖတ္ပါနဲ႔။ ဘာေၾကာင့္လဲဆိုေတာ့ မဖတ္ေစခ်င္လို႔ပါ။ အခုေျပာရင္းနဲ႔ စာေတာင္ေတာ္ေတာ္ ရွည္သြားၿပီ။ ဒါဘဲ။ က်ေနာ္ေျပာမယ္။

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ေမအိ... ေက်းဇူးတင္တယ္!

ဒီမနက္ သူငယ္ခ်င္း တစ္ေယာက္နဲ႔ chat ျဖစ္တယ္။ ေနာ အရမ္းအံၾသသြားတယ္.. ဘာလို႔လဲဆိုေတာ႔.. ေနာတုိ႔ အတူတူရွိခဲ႔တဲ႔အခ်ိန္ေတြတုန္းက (အမွတ္မထင္) ေနာေပးခဲ႔ ၊ေျပာခဲ႔တဲ႔ အရာေတြကို သူအခုထိသိမ္းထား၊ မွတ္မိေနတဲ႔အတြက္ေၾကာင္႔ဘဲ။ ေနာဘယ္လုိမွ မထင္မွတ္ထားဘူး။ ေနာဘယ္လုိဆိုးခဲ႔တာေတြ၊ ဘာကို crazy ျဖစ္ခဲ႔တာေတြ၊ ၿပီးရင္ အရင္တစ္ေခါက္ chat တုန္းကဆုိ သူ႕ေမြးေန႔တုန္းက ေနာတို႔သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြအားလံုး ၿမိဳ႕သစ္က သူ႕အိမ္မွာသြာလည္ၿပီး မုန္႔ေတြအမ်ားၾကီးစားခဲ႔တာေတြကအစ သူျပန္ေျပာျပေတာ႔ ေနာဝမ္းနည္းသြားတယ္။ ဘာေၾကာင္႔လဲဆိုေတာ႔ ေနာသူတုိ႔ေတြကို အရမ္းေတြ႕ခ်င္လာလုိ႔ေပါ႔။ ေနာတုိ႔ အေယာက္ (၂၀) အဖြဲ႕ေလ.. GCC မွာတုန္းက.. အရမ္းေပ်ာ္ဖုိ႔ေကာင္းခဲ႔တာ။ အခ်ိန္အတိုင္းအတာ တစ္ခုအထိေပါ႔။ (GCC အမွတ္တရေတြကို သပ္သပ္ေရးရအုန္းမယ္)
သူနဲ႔ေနာက ေတာ္ေတာ္ေလး ရင္းႏွီးခဲ႔တယ္။ သူက ေနာထက္ လူ႕ေလာကထဲကို (၂) ရက္ေလးထဲ ကပ္ေစာျပီးေရာက္လာတာ။

Thanks a bunch for being my best pal!
(actually, I wanna compose more but I don't know how. As you know, your friend is quite poor in writing, right?)

The Fault Finding Seed

As this article was being kept in my diary since Aug '06, I even don't remember how and from where I got it. :D

A little seed lay in the ground
And soon began to sprout,
Now, which of all the flowers around
Shall "I" it mused come out?
It said "I don't care to be a rose it has thorns.
I don't desire to be a lily, it's so colorless.
I certainly don't want to be a violet, it's too small.
And it grows too close to the ground.
So, it criticized each flower,
That supercilious seed,
Until it woke one summer hour
To find itself a WEED !!!

I think... If we are critical of others, they can be critical to us too.
When others act irritable, it's ugly.
When we do - it's just nerves.
When others are set in their ways, they are stubborn.
When we are obstinate, it's just firmness.
When our neighbors do not like our friends - they are prejudiced.
When we don't like, we are good judges of human nature.
We need to be beware of harsh judgements, cruel distinctions and critical attitudes towards others.

So... Remember with what measure - we measure, it shall be measured again to us.

My major concern...

One of my siss gave this vid link. At first, it didn't draw my attention much but when I was just keeping on seeing that vid, I jumped out of my skin as I suddenly recalled the facts revealed in the Bible which I've read before. Now, I start pondering on it and at the same time, I wanna share with u all guys...
plzz don't miss it!

An essay which changed part of my life!

first year တုန္းက English ဆရာမ ေရးခုိင္းလုိ႔ ေရးလုိက္ေပမဲ႔ ခံစားၿပီးေဖာလုိက္တာ အသိဆရာမေတြအားလံုး ဝိုင္းေထာင္းတာခံလုိက္ရတယ္ေလ။ ဘယ္သူ႕ကိုရည္ညႊန္းတာလဲ.. တဲ႔။ ^.0 (လြန္ခဲ႔တဲ႔ ၅ ႏွစ္ေလာက္ကေပါ႔) အဲဒီ အခ်ိန္ကစၿပီး ...

In this dog eat dog world, we have to deal with many different people daily. Some people are good-mannered but some are not. So, we have to be careful when dealing with people in society. Among them, we usually choose and praise people whom we admire. But, people are of different minds. Some worship people who give their life for religion. Some respect leaders of the country. Some appreciate scientists, pioneers or innovators. Some adore famous artistes, musicians or sport men. Some idolize well-known authors or poets. And some esteem their parents: father, mother or both. As for me, the person I admire most is my teacher who is from my computer college.

I know her even personally. She is from Taunggyi, too. She is single and young.She is very bonny as she possesses long black hair, thick and pitch-black eyebrows and bright eyes. Then, she is stylish and always dresses neatly. I admire her because of both her good figure and her personality traits. Everyone can notice that she is an honest and polite lady by just looking at her face. Moreover, she values modesty as well as discipline.

It took many years for this person to become successful. She had to overcome much trouble. Both of her parents are dead. After undergoing much difficulties, she became an expert at Computer Science as she had self-confidence. She has done many good deeds. She imparts much knowledge to the young. I reckon that it is vital and very useful because the future is in the hands of the youths of today. Her work of teaching is fruitful not only for one pupil but also for many pupils who will grow up.

I love her like an auntie and she also does in return as her niece. She guides me in everything. Although we are not of the same religion, she is so pious and always tells me to go to Church every Sunday. She is not proud in spite of being wealthy. She is generous and usually donates some things to orphanages and homes for the aged. She stays by my side and gives me support, confidence and help whenever I am in need. And she encourages me to be diligent. She explains my lessons patiently which I do not understand without exception. She urges me to attend classes regularly and put effort on my studies. Because of her, my attendance has become regular and sometimes I want to remain a student forever.

She is an optimist and has a kind heart, too. She wants all of the people in the world to live peacefully. She is very friendly and cheerful. Furthermore, she is lively and intelligent. She likes to read books as she is a nerd. She always reminds me to read good books and directs me which books I should read. Whenever I meet her, I can get at least one advice and some knowledge.

Nevertheless, she is good at playing table-tennis. She lives alone and I often visit her. At that time, we play it with pleasure and I assist her in doing house chores just as I do for my mother. Then, the thing which is the same with my mother, also a great lady for me, is that she has always provided stability for me with full of laughter, full of tears and full of love.

In conclusion, I want to succeed like her. She says life is what you make of it. To be successful like her, I must do my utmost. First of all, I have to attempt to get a Master's Degree in Computer Science and then sit for Entrance for the Faculty of Education where teachers of higher classes are trained. Finally, I want to say that so much of love what I have become is because of her. I appreciate her, thank her and love her more than words can express.

alvinnaw's poem

A pleasant Thursday afternoon
Together with him
Under the old oak tree
And ..Lay down beside him
Oh..How thrill I was...

(he he he he...)

Happy B'day!

Does she look alike with me??
Sure! she does cos of being my only one beloved sister... :P
I use to address her "Chitsupu" as it's given by my maternal grandparents which means sth. like "where all the love round up", or "piggy bank", right? chitsupu...
kk... I just wanna wish u to be a good witness to others & many happy returns of the day. God bless, then... I LOVE U, dear!