Some more quests?

Please read this joke...

Which is really smart, Intelligent And

Out of the box...!!!

(caution this is

slightly Non-Veg! Joke,

But, not offensive)

A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the boy to the Principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know.
The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade."

Madam says to the principal,
"I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him?"
The principal and the boy both agreed.

Madam asks,
"What does a cow have four of th! at I have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment,
"Legs."

Madam:
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.:
"Pockets."

Madam:
What starts with a C and ends with a T,
Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.:
Coconut ;

Madam:
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide
And
Before he could stop the answer,
The boy was taking charge.
Boy.:
Bubble-gum.

Madam:
What does a man do standing up,
A woman does sitting down
And
A dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes open really wide
And
Before, he could stop the answer...
Boy.:
Shake hands.

Madam:
A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
Boy.:
Wedding Ring.

Madam:
I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well,
I drip.
When you blow me,
You feel good.
Boy.:
Nose.

Madam:
I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver..
Boy.:
Arrow.

Madam:
What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
That means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.:
Fire-truck.

Madam:
What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
&
If you don't get it,
You have to use your hand.
Boy.:
Fork.

Madam:
What is it that all men have one of,
it's longer on some men than on others,
The Pope doesn't use his
And
A man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.:
SURNAME.

Madam:
What part of the man has no bone
But has muscles,
Has lots of veins,
Like pumping,
& Is responsible for making love ?
Boy.:
HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief
And
Said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to grade 5,
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".

So how do u think, huhh?? For me, I was pondering on another way is that... though it seems just to be hilarious but it's imparting us. U see.. to be honest, i also thought the same as the principal did cos I'm no more a child. It's very sure that our ways of thinking and of children are absolutely different already. Kids are very innocent even in their thoughts.
That's why I'm just trying to be like kids and I'm in seventh heaven whenever I'm with them. Some may regard I'm childish.. Yes, can say so.. cos I myself want to be so! The Bible says no one can enter his kingdom unless you are like a child. I don't want to be matured. The more I come to know about the secular world, the more I become fed up with it. And I feel like.. far and far from God.
Kk... u see?? I'm cranky, right? ^.0

Relax, my ma'ams... :P

Girls are like APPLEs on a tree. The best ones are at the top. Men do not want to reach for good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt...
So, they settle for the rotten apples beneath, not good enough but easy to get. Then, the APPLEs on the top think something is wrong with them. When in reality, they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right men to come...those who are brave enough to climb the tree all the way to the top, not scared to take a fall...

( A friend sms this to me and I strongly agree with it. :P )

am i a NINNY?? :P

My youth sunday school teacher gave an assignment to write a draft report on that day's lessons. I'd already passed my book to my teacher yet the rest hadn't finished writing theirs. Umm... let me think.. what shall I do before the class gave over?? I just flipped a dictionary in front of me. That dict. was with illustrations and pictures. flipping.. flipping.. Ohh, this house is quite identical with my aunty lay's one. Arrr.. i'd got an idea! better don't waste my time just by doing nothing and waiting for the rest. I started scratching just with a pencil and an eraser. Actually, I even didn't grab another new paper for it and so.. part of my lessons were still on the other side of the paper. :P
I was drawing without any special intention.. But, when I had a look before the overall figure came out, i felt.. not bad! ^.^ a good copier.. after that, as usual, being a nut on vocabularies, I accomplished it by adding vocabs on it. :P
I'm not trying to cut a dash by this picture. But, it means to me and just wanna show u guys how my aunty lay's house looks alike.. ^.0

To my ... :P

To my friends...

Wycliffe

It was when I was doing my 2nd semester. One sunday, I think it was a mission sunday (I'm not sure, I forgot already ^.0), our church held an exhibition on religious books and moreover some NGOs and Mission Org. also participated in that event. So, when the service was over, I was just looking around the place. Wow.. WYCLIFFE Bible Translation Association!! I was curious and peeped my nose around that stuff. An uncle who was in charge came and explained on what I asked. By the time he asked me how I came to S'pore, I told him ..blur blur blur... :D
Then, he said this org. is also imparting those who are interested in IT field and help out in churches. And he even gave his visiting card to me. While I was on the way back home, I was pondering of joining them. So, next day, when I finished my class, I just went down to where Wycliff locates... From then on, I could explore as much as I like from that org. Basically, all staff are just volunteers and most of them are pastors from their churches. How amazing!
My uncle, one boy (also like me but from another church) and me were in charge of IT. Only after some time, I came to know that my uncle is a CEO of an IT company.. oops! The rest mostly focus on translation.
During I was there, every afternoon before lunch, we had devotion. I don't know why I was very happy to be with them. To be honest, I gained much more knowledge and experience by being there just for a couple of weeks than being in GCC for years. I don't mean my GCC was a louisy one. All were just cos of my flaws. Without practicals and weird quests to teachers, I'm hardly engrossed by my lessons since I was a mere girl. :D Later on, I couldn't go along with them anymore for some reasons. But, I'm sure, if there's a God's will, I'll go back to Wycliff one day.

My Redeemer Lives!

Happy SWEET DECEMBER!

I think this weekend was one of the most busiest ones in my life. I rushed here and there just trying to finish my people's thingys. After all, I came back home at around 10 plus last night. I was very tired already. Yet, I still need to check my mails as I hardly use computer on Sundays. Waa..so sleepyy
Oops.. Sweet December!!! Yeah.. X'mas is almost around the corner. I better wish my near and dear ones. I sms to my pastors, uncles, aunties, brothers and sisters. Ohh.. no.. I shouldn't miss my only four FRIENDs (Ma htet, TSA, TDW & Kabarlone).
Umm.. for the rest of my buddies from overseas, I better greet them thro' my gtalk instant message. Yep.. that's a good idea! ^.^

P.S. We siblings had received a X'mas Card very similar to this pic. when we were younger. That's why once I found out this pic., I just took it out and put it here...